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oink-omatic chromatic splooge 

damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!

Lung-cancer-omatic 

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

Stump-O-Matic 

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.
Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?
Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

Mull-o-matic 

A coffee grinder used exclusively for chopping up weed and producing mull. This is a high performance option compaired to scissors and it will create mull in less than a minute.
Stick this bud in the Mull-o-matic and we can have a sesh.
Mull-o-matic by dink123 May 18, 2006

Art-O-Matic 

Art Carmody's nickname after he established himself as one of the most consecutive and accurate kickers in NCAA football history. He now holds the record for most consecutive PAT and is the highest scoring kicker ever with 433 points and had an accuracy of 95.45% on all of his kicks (played for the University of Louisville Cardinals from 2004-2007).
" You are almost as reliable as Art-O-Matic. "
Art-O-Matic by Will Sel April 27, 2008

Omiticated

When you are in a group text and you start a new text group omitting another peron(s) or you are omitted from a group text.
Omit communicate omiticate
I was texting with a group of friends and found out I was omiticated without knowing it
Omiticated by TomKat465 February 25, 2018