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oink-omatic chromatic splooge 

oink oink
damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!

Lung-cancer-omatic 

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

Stump-O-Matic 

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.
Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?
Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

Mull-o-matic 

A coffee grinder used exclusively for chopping up weed and producing mull. This is a high performance option compaired to scissors and it will create mull in less than a minute.
Stick this bud in the Mull-o-matic and we can have a sesh.
Mull-o-matic by dink123 May 18, 2006

Art-O-Matic 

Art Carmody's nickname after he established himself as one of the most consecutive and accurate kickers in NCAA football history. He now holds the record for most consecutive PAT and is the highest scoring kicker ever with 433 points and had an accuracy of 95.45% on all of his kicks (played for the University of Louisville Cardinals from 2004-2007).
" You are almost as reliable as Art-O-Matic. "
Art-O-Matic by Will Sel April 27, 2008

Omiticated

When you are in a group text and you start a new text group omitting another peron(s) or you are omitted from a group text.
Omit communicate omiticate
I was texting with a group of friends and found out I was omiticated without knowing it
Omiticated by TomKat465 February 25, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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