oh god oh fuck 

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

oh god oh fuck by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020

oh god oh fuck 

The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.

Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.

Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?

Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!

Brown person: oh god oh fuck

oh god oh fuck by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again 

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT 

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT by Charuzu October 30, 2019

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

when shit go bad

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

What the God, Oh my Fuck 

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

What the God, Oh my Fuck by eightball April 23, 2004