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Offence

The British way of writing Offense. Not the retarded way like some people believe.
by ChibiHikari January 1, 2011
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Retard: "Hey, no offence but-"
Me: "*smacks*"
by pshsocoolerthanyou February 6, 2008
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Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."
by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015
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Offence Plea

To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018
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No offence bro...

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...
by trollprince December 17, 2011
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yes offence

The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."
Your kind of being cranky today, yes offence.
by Shayker26 March 13, 2011
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first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.
GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender
by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017
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