O-Tard,O-Tarded, Much like an E-Tard, E-Tarded only symptoms are the result of multiple orgasms, and not E. Refer to E-Tard for the definition of E-Tard or E.
by PR4GM4TIC_AP4THY July 17, 2006
When a person's behavior or words transcend the definition of retarded, the person is defined as having reached the level of an o-tard or orgasmically retarded.
Person 1: Let me tell you a funny story about two cousins I knew in high school. One had no ass and a huge rack, while the other had a huge ass and no rack. All the boys thought it was so funny.
Person 2 and 3: You're an o-tard!
Person 2 and 3: You're an o-tard!
by Shanghaik June 5, 2010
One who prefers "Sony" products to "Microsoft" products. Possibly due to a form of mild retardation or a severe concussion.
by Killey the douche September 11, 2008
by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 6, 2011
That biznatch is a retard with really bad hair. Why is he wearing a dress? He looks really fucking gay. He must be a skulleted tard-o-licious hebitch!
by L May 7, 2004