Bill O'reilly syndrome

Often Bill O'reilly syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability and a particular set of facial characteristics. Individuals with Bill O'reilly syndrome tend to have a lower-than-average cognitive ability, often ranging from severe to moderate disabilities. The average IQ of people with Bill O'reilly syndrome is around 50. To date, only one case of Bill O'reilly syndrome is known.

Doctor: "I'm sorry to say your child has been diagnosed with Bill O'reilly syndrome"
Mother: "Should we put him down?"
Doctor: "That would be best"

Bill O'reilly syndrome by jesussavesmoney April 18, 2011

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Sheamus O'Reilly

The real name of pretty much every Irish boy who is a ginger

Sheamus O'Reilly, why do you love potatoes so much?
Sheamus O'Reilly, did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

Sheamus O'Reilly by luckoftheirish7777 November 23, 2009

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Shitty O'Reilly

An expression of shock and surprise.

Kelly - did you hear what happened at festival on the barn?!
Katy - no what?!
Kelly - Anna shagged Geoffrey!
Katy - Shitty O'Reilly! you've got to be kidding...

Shitty O'Reilly by hannah peters October 5, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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