Nutriscore
A magical alphabetic oracle (ranging from A to E) that pretends to rate how healthy food is — but let’s be honest, it mostly measures how sad your taste buds will be. An "A" means your food is probably made of kale and disappointment, while an "E" guarantees it's a crime against your arteries but a blessing to your soul.
In short:
A = "Your doctor approves, but your heart (the emotional one) cries."
B = "Still healthy, but maybe with a hint of flavor."
C = "Edible, but your grandma would side-eye it."
D = "Tastes good. Nutri-Score disapproves."
E = "Delicious. Probably illegal in 3 countries."
In short:
A = "Your doctor approves, but your heart (the emotional one) cries."
B = "Still healthy, but maybe with a hint of flavor."
C = "Edible, but your grandma would side-eye it."
D = "Tastes good. Nutri-Score disapproves."
E = "Delicious. Probably illegal in 3 countries."
I was about to grab the chocolate-covered donut, but then I saw the Nutriscore was an E — which, of course, only confirmed that it’s exactly as delicious as I suspected.
Nutriscore by Not_Jonny March 14, 2025
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