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Nut Trap 

In the sport of soccer, a Nut Trap occurs when you get a ball kicked to you. The ball is flying towards you and you think of either trapping it with your thigh or your chest. You misjudge the flight pattern of the ball and as it approaches you switch from either thigh trapping the ball or chest trapping the ball, to the opposite. As the ball is about to hit you, you realize that its going in the middle of those two areas and you know you're in trouble. The ball then hits the crotch area. Because you are both trying to trap it with your thigh/chest, you make a sort of C position and the nuts cradle it like when you catch an egg. This trap is actually, quite effective if you can withstand the pain.
Wow, that kid just took a nut trap, I wonder how he is feeling.
Nut Trap by Jason Karrels April 24, 2007
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Nut Trap 

Usually a voluptuous or larger then normal buttocks that is exceptionally soft and mailable. Having an incredibly tighter then average anus and tract that is so taught some peni can't enter. Along with the insulated extra body heat creates higher temperatures in the sphincter then normal. Making the perfect heaven for ejaculation of the penis, if you can last long enough to truly enjoy it, after probably struggling to break into it. Then it will work the most powerful nut out of you and lock it in to the last drop. With out even trying.
I was using this Thick hoe last night and they had me rolling in pleasure with their tight Nut Trap.
Nut Trap by Craigalotsirfuffel January 12, 2018
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NUT TRAP 

a huge orifice on a guy or gal; so big and loose that a guy topping them's nuts go all the way inside
S/he's so loose that my meat went into his/her nut trap
NUT TRAP by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

Venus Nut Trap 

Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.
Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?

Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.

Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.
Venus Nut Trap by poopside March 15, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026