Woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. Many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. Also great targets for mooning.
(Kiss my ass, Nun-the-Wiser!)> :D( * )
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an annoying constantly complaining person who can get quite clingy and obsessive to people who have fluffy hair.
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Jesus' fangirls.

Like most fangirls, they devote their lives to worshipping thier fictional lover.
OMG TI5 J3SUS! ^_^ I Luv U, I Wr0te A Ya01 fA|\|fIc aB0ut U!!1!!11! MaRRy mE U seXy b1TcH.
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Inner city dead ender lingo for "Not you Nigger."

(as heard on the internets)
N.U.N., I was talking to the other fool.
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A female prostitute.

Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, the word "nun" has been slang for a prostitute, likely due to anti-Catholic sentiment engendered by Protestant reformers outraged by the corruption of the Medieval church. (Modern reference: William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"). A nunnery referred to a brothel.

See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Crib, Humpty dump, Nunnery, Whorehouse
"When Hamlet impugns Ophelia 'Get thee to a nunnery,' the salaciousness of the remark can only be undertood if one knows that a 'nun' was Elizabethan slang for whore and a nunnery was a whorehouse."

Tobias St, Lazare, "Who Will Walk With William? Shakespeare for Students?" (Cambridge Univ. Press, 1967)
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a cunning, crafty and vicious religious person who wears a black habit. They're known to be tough and strict watch out they were infamous for their deckin; though they aren't racist.
Sister Josephine decked my friend, landing him in the coat closet man she had a right arm. But what scared us most of all was when she would talk, man that nun was vicious!
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