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Notional Hour 

If you had to fit your whole life into one hour, but you could do anything you wanted (no travel time, no need to do to chores, etc), this is how you would split the time and what you would do.
Angus was torturing the new recruits with the notional hour again. He just wants to know who will suck up by saying they’d spend 59 minutes at work.
Notional Hour by LawDude February 7, 2025
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National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.
Yo, it’s national retard hour!
National retard hour by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020

National Anti-Stupid Hour 

National Anti-Stupid Hour takes place on September 11th, at exactly 4:20 AM, where all stupid people have slave owners break into their house and get very severely tortured for an hour.
John got his torturing tools out to get ready to torture his 6 year old cousin for National Anti-Stupid Hour.

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026