Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"
Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.
Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?
Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...
Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?
Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...
by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012
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Get the your not my mom mug.who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page
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