The epitome of the American male. Not the NSA radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

Not the NSA carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Not the NSA's style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.

Picture a mix between James Bond, Tyler Durden, and the Dos Equis guy
When it is raining, it is because @Not the NSA is thinking of something sad.

Not the NSA's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
by skzr November 7, 2013
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Single successful individual with no time to spend in the bars looks for NSA relationship. - craigslist
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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U.S. shadow government agency that touts the mission to save our freedoms and way of life by destroying our freedoms and way of life.
by BrainCell August 19, 2013
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No Strings Attached, but it doesn't refer to a type of relationship, but to the willingness/desire to have sex without the necessity of a relationship. NSA means lets have some fun without creating any obligations beyond the moment. We do what we do tonight and dont ever have to see each other again. But without the negative connotation of one-night stand, even if that is what it is.
ISO of partner for mutual good time NSA.
by Roger M. December 20, 2005
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National Security Agency; the United States cryptologic organization that coordinates and directs highly specialized activities to protect United States information systems and to produce foreign intelligence information.
The NSA headquarters is in Maryland outside Washington, D.C.; the "crystal palace."
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Stands for "National Stalker's Association" A group of people who is very good at finding personal information.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw this chick taking pictures of me outside my window
Guy 2: She must've been part of the NSA
by thatgirlwithashoulderfetish September 13, 2015
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