Northeasterner 

Someone from the northeast corner of the United States (East of Ohio and North of Maryland). Common traits include snobbish elitism, thinking 85 degrees is extreme heat, thinking people in the middle of the country either live in destitute or in the Wild West, being over-the-top and irrational in their sports fandom (particularly Eagles fans), having terrible food tastes, thinking those living in a rural area live in the wilderness, and more

They can be identified by their abnormal accents (especially those from Boston). Synonyms include yankee, east coaster, and New Englander.

Northeasterner: You said you’re from Tulsa, right? You guys still ride hours everywhere? I think I saw that in a documentary.

Other person: Wow, you’re such a northeasterner. You’re so out of touch with your fellow Americans.

Northeasterner by MahomesForMVP November 14, 2019

Northeasterner 

Someone from the northeast corner of the United States (East of Ohio and North of Maryland). Common traits include snobbish elitism, thinking 85 degrees is extreme heat, thinking people in the middle of the country either live in destitute or in the Wild West, being over-the-top and irrational in their sports fandom (particularly Eagles fans), having terrible food tastes, thinking those living in a rural area live in the wilderness, and more

They can be identified by their abnormal accents (especially those from Boston). Synonyms include yankee, east coaster, and New Englander.

Northeasterner: You said you’re from Tulsa, right? You guys still ride hours everywhere? I think I saw that in a documentary.

Other person: Wow, you’re such a northeasterner. You’re so out of touch with your fellow Americans.

Northeasterner by MahomesForMVP November 14, 2019

Northeastern University 

"Work hard, play hard" should be this school's official motto. During the week you will find the library maxed out on occupancy, all the nearby coffee shops flushed with NU students on their laptops or burried in stacks of books and handouts. But comes thursday night, and the streets of downtown Boston become a playground for most of the NU student body. Since it's a 5 year school (in most cases), it only made sense to build a 21+ dorm building. That took care of the 'dry campus' policy.
At any given time during the weekend, on or off campus, you will find a party to attend. You will hear of some huge party getting broken up and the amount of confiscated alcohol will truly amaze you. You will witness intoxicated girls walking (or trying to walk) back to their dorms, hand in hand, with their Coach bags and on their cell phones with their exs. You will hear Irish chants echoing at 2 am as the last bar had closed and people are heading back to campus.
This school will define your college life, so if you don't go here, find someone that does and invite yourself for St. Patty's day. You will remember it. Or maybe most of it.

Text message recieved by a Northeastern University student on a saturday afternoon: "Yo, wanna do a Boylston run tonight?"

Northeastern University by northie August 29, 2006

Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre 

Thumb shaped humans that live in the North-East that begin to smell from the slime that forms in the armpits due to a lack of bathing and excessive sweating from obesity accompanied by baggy clothing when humans usually reach a weight over 300lbs and is at least 6'2.

Elie used to be a stud but after all those nuggets and Oreos he is having a hard time showering. He's literally turning into a Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre!

Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre by realslimkfarmachusetts December 11, 2021

Northeastern University 

One of the most prestigious universities in the U.S. that gives students a "work" oriented education before graduating. Students end up being fucking rich and super hard working. Women come to them automatically once they graduate.

Man this guy fucks a lot of girls.
AHHHH he must be from Northeastern University!

I would've killed to go to Northeastern, my friend Mr. Workaholic is has a job at Goldman and can fuck any kind of women he wants.

Northeastern University by HUSKYNATION April 8, 2019

Northeastern Wet T-Shirt 

The sexual act of removing a man or woman's shirt and inserting completely into their rectum. After complete insertion, the t-shirt is removed and worn by the person voted to receive the ejaculatory reward.

-I was going to wear that Justin Bieber t-shirt Chase got me, but he never gave it back after last night's Northeastern Wet T-shirt surprise move in bed.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.

Northeastern Wet T-Shirt by Cheesy D March 14, 2011

northeastern frozen pipeline 

to butt fuck a girl/guy and tell them a lil ghost story to set the mood

"during a northeastern frozen pipeline the girl shit herself cuz she got scared and it went all over his dick"

northeastern frozen pipeline by jubez July 25, 2006