Thinks she’s a rare “Northeast queen” but gets curved by every north fuckboy who only hits her up to say “babe your eyes are soooo different 😍” before ghosting her for someone fairer. Still cries about racism while flexing her “baddie era” on Reels set to Doja Cat remixes.
“Bro that Northeast baddie in my DMs keeps calling me ‘jaan’ but her face card is literally just anime eyes and contour.”
by Mujabe February 23, 2026
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A person who drives a bus…in Bolton
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A key board warrior without a spine…
A person who hides there identified from others because they are weak…
A person who drives a bus…in Bolton
A person who goes the gym because they have no life…
by Big bad man October 27, 2021
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