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North view primary school 

Most shittiest primary school imo. Teachers are sub par to standards, school is biased. Canteen food so-so only. I once ordered a kway tiao and then after 1 bite I saw a fucking dead dragonfly. I was Primary 4 back then and I just started my schooling that year in a new environment. Walao, even typing abt this now makes me rlly damn disgusted.

This school is dammed biased, they only pick the "top" classes as exco prefects or some shit, small thing also need to report. Also this schools facilities is kinda small, no place to build an ish. I personally lowkey want this school to be gone for good.
Someone: What primary school u from
Me: North view primary school...fucking rabak school. Too small, cannot even build an "ish"/indoor sports hall.
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North View Primary School 

Best primary school I know. Teachers are the best, always willing to help (except one or two), great at teaching too. Canteen food is not the best, but the noodles stall have the best food.

Teachers choose student leaders carefully and wisely (again, except for one or two) so that the best people are helping to lead the school. Prefects are chosen from all classes, even the foundation ones, which shows how the school focuses on student development more than academic results.

North View Primary School also has a very large indoor sports hall, MOE kindergarten, playground, and multiple sports courts. The facilities there are amazing. North View is always trying its best to provide the most for its students.
Person: Wow isn’t North View Primary School a great school to send my child?
Me: Yes! Your child will enjoy their time there at North View Primary School and receive top quality education.
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