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North Carolina State 

Large public university in Raleigh, North Carolina. Home to over 30,000 students, it's the largest university in the state. Noted for fantastic Engineering, Agricultural, and Design programs.
Athletic excellence is stressed, as Wolfpack teams regularly defeat competitors in the ACC, most notably UNC and Duke. Duke sucks.
We're the red and white from State
And we know we are the best
A hand behind our back
We can take on all the rest
Go to hell Carolina
Devils 'n' Deacs stand in line
The red and white from NC State
GO STATE

North Carolina State 

North Carolina State is a university filled with students who love their school, their teams, and their city. Although stereotyped for having "farmers" and "rednecks", State is home to all kinds of students. Yet, one word to describe them all is loyal. No matter how good or bad the football/basketball/baseball teams are doing, the fans are still there, filling the stands, yelling their loudest. The sky may be "Carolina blue" in chapel hill, but the weather is always fair in Raleigh.
Woody Durham (Carolina radio annoucner) actually said this: And Carolina scores before the half to trail (somebody) by only 14! Cars are turning around on Franklin Street!!!

....never at North Carolina State

North carolina Steam Roller 

During intercourse with a 300+ lbs woman, the guy licks the inside of her sweaty ass and then proceeds to penetrate the large fat huge rolls on her armpits with his tongue and then shits in his hand and slaps her in the face, and then makes da bitch lick it ALL off while saying 'i'm a fat slut'.
"i gave DAT bitch a North Carolina Steam Roller".

North Carolina State 

One of the top Design and Engineering and schools in the nation. (Just try to get in.)A school for people who, not only didn't apply, but didn't WANT to go to a school, such as UNC, that breeds drug addicts and alcoholics that will eventually squander all their money on the opium of choice.
Applicant #1: Hey, were you accepted into N.C. State's college of Design?
Leonardo DaVinci: I don't know, I have an interview tomorrow.
Pablo Picasso: I'm on the wait list.

North Carolina State 

The School in Raliegh for the best people in the world. They are great at sports and have the Best Football, Basketball, and Baseball teams in the state. They are better than the UNC Crapholes, Dukey, and Wake.
NC State, the best college in America
North Carolina State by Sir Dude February 9, 2005

Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina
The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.
Parking North Carolina Style by Fyzbo September 26, 2014