When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 30, 2009