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Noodle Humper
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A female (or
homosexual
male) who is dating a man with far
less than
average penis size
.
Your Noodle Humper
girlfriend
looks really
deprived
lately. Perhaps
you are not
pleasing her enough sexually.
by
?M冿
May 9, 2005
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