noobius

The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.

Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.

by harry siegel January 9, 2008

Noobius McNoobface

When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.

Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are

by MonkycMonkeydoMonkyeateatursho May 27, 2021

Noobius Eradicus

An exterminator of noobs/n3wbs

"Did you just see Noobius Eradicus take out that noob?!"

by Noob Slayer123 May 2, 2010

Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

noobist colony

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

by toxic540 September 5, 2005

Noobus boogers

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

by agooman May 21, 2022

noobishness

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs

Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.

by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008