nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce

I wonder who he has nonced up

by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 22, 2017

Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop

“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”

by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 06, 2023

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 06, 2024