You* the "targeted being" that wises to become another person's piece of attire, being of which happens to be a sock. a lesser but creepier way of being one's "Crispy socks"
""I would like to be your Non-binarySock and enjoy (our / my) fracturable
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.