Noble Gases

The air that comes out of a royal person's behind

"Oh dear Alfred, you shouldn't have eaten those royal burritos because your behind is expelling a large amount of Noble Gases"

by TearsOfEllie August 23, 2009

Noble gases

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021