Noanoko

A mythical company that promises to deliver your kitchen cabinets “next week” for months in a row. Known for their rare ability to go on vacation once a deposit is paid and ghost you for weeks.

“My kitchen’s been an empty shell since May. It’s totally Noanoko’d.”

“We were supposed to cook Thanksgiving dinner… but our cabinets got Noanoko’d.”

by Blue Swirl October 12, 2025

Nanoko

Sweet Japanese woman who is a great comedian. Always fun loving and dependable.

You are such a Nanoko.
Thats something only a Nanoko would do.

by Elizabeth Crowl September 20, 2010