diagonal nosing

diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.

Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.

"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"

"No, man, what did he do?"

"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"

"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."

by Dapper Damp June 11, 2022

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 18, 2020

Green nosing

When companies make earth-friendly public appeals through token policies or initiatives that have little impact on business as usual.

Oh look! Multinational Resource Inc. is green nosing us by suppling the dishsoap for those poor oil-soaked gulls!

by doyouknowhim August 15, 2017

bloodied my nose

When you get hit in the nose and your nose starts bleeding

She hit me and bloodied my nose.

by Roxrad January 6, 2018

Winter Nose

The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.

Please stop making out with me, I am having trouble breathing because of my winter nose.

by J Wanie March 17, 2017

Nose ammo

cocaine, ammunition for your nose.

Hey there, let's try some of your nose ammo!

by alimccarley August 15, 2008