No simpo 

A phrase used to deny the act of simping.
Can be compared to "No homo".

Sasha: Damn it's raining cats and dogs out here!
Jack: No simpo, but I laughed at that.

No simpo by sashawatermelon December 22, 2019

No Simpo 

The only counter to being suspected of simp like tendencies or behavior. Do not use this phrase or call it out unless you are cornered or in a situation where you know you messed up.

Regular yute:Yeah shes amazing and so much fun, we really miss her
Hood yute:My dawgs you saying you miss her ahlie, my mans in his feels yo!
Regular yute:What..!?,nah hold up fam wys thats my sisnem styl
Hood yute:Nah yo dont cap I know theres sum more, no man misses a shordy like that
Regular yute:No I would neve....I mean nah fam wallahi its not like dat
Hood yute:Fam stop the cap you was just talkin bout how you she was so nice and ho..
Regular yute:YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS NICE AND I DO MISS HER AND SHES MY SISNEM FAM NO SIMPO
Hood yute:...

No Simpo by forehead terminator October 3, 2020