No Problem

Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."

"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"

by Julivee December 28, 2005

No Problem

Phrase stated when posing a problem to a person to which they have no answer for you. Usually means "Forget it, I should have never asked you in the first place you chode"

Me: "Miriam, how do you want us to enter the status updates in the TPS reports?"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"

by Gail November 16, 2004

No Problem

Usually, this phrase is meant as a way to express insincerity, and often it is a way to tell you, that it is indeed, a problem. Whatever happened to just saying, cheerfully, "You are welcome." ? No problem does not complete the conversation, it really means, "I don't want to discuss this."

"Thank you for the favor, Brenda"

"No problem"

by Bellevue09 February 15, 2009

problems

Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!

While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!

by 44431 October 27, 2011

The Problem

Something I’m apparently a part of now?

Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”

by DeiselSandwich July 8, 2020

problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

The Problem

A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)

You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!

by The Awesomenator August 29, 2005