Chance

household item with which to have sex.

Man, I love my Chance, it's fucking billiant.

by hogues February 4, 2009

chances

1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

by Lissabaverlorin January 9, 2009

Chance

The guy who should`ve won on the show I Love New York because everyone hates Tango anyways except for Sister Patterson who looked like she was on crack and laughs like a hyena devil.

"What`s a poodle gonna do poppin` back blowin` bleezy`s?!" -Chance

by iHateEmos June 13, 2007

Chance

Luck, probability etc. Not some hunk you loners have dreamt up in an attempt to appear less lonely than you are.

Chance is probability. Not a name, idiots.

by Trollbeast November 1, 2012

Chance

An amazing guy who will help anybody and is an amazing person overall. Very charming and funny and loves to have a good time.

Everybody needs a chance in their life

by Wowzers_1122 February 16, 2020

Chance

Chance is one of the best guys you'll meet. He is fun and overall and an amazing and funny person that you would never forget. Chance usually gay or at least acts like it but that is okay we still love and stan Chance forever. If you know a chance keep him close and in your heart always for everyone knows having gay best friends is literally goals especially if his name is Chance.

Girl: OMG! do you see that guy over there he's really cute!

Me: Yeah, idiot that's my best friend Chance. And honey..he's gay so don't even try.

by hjonkhjonk2906 February 9, 2020

Chance

nice, funny ,smart and sometimes mean and is loyal to his friends

boy 1 big head bitch chance i will beat your ass bastard

by Loving pussy March 15, 2017