Ninja Kiss

A Ninja Kiss (NK) can only preformed by the quick of lips. A perfectly executed NK will be completely without warning, and usualy leaves the kissee breathless, confused, and horny. This is why ninjas always get the girl in the end.

As Rainbow turned the corner, she was surprised with a ninja kiss. SCOOOOOOOOORE!

Ninja Kiss by Lord Caedus April 10, 2009

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Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

Ninja Kiss by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

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Ninja Kisses • Ninjahisser • Ninja • ninja'd • ninja turtle • ninja dust • ninja fart • ninja shit • Ninja vanish • Ninja boot

Ninja Kisses

A ninja kiss: (n) a kiss in which the two participants are kissing in a group of people, without anyone within the group noticing they are kissing.

Shelby: Did you notice?

Laura: Notice what?!

Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!

Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!

Ninja Kisses by King Muffin February 22, 2009

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Ninjahisser

The sexy af ceo of game barrier

Damn ur like ninjahisser but less good

Ninjahisser by Froppy101 January 8, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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