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nine iron 

A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good
She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron
nine iron by anonymous January 19, 2004

Nine Iron 

A slang term for a gun. This is the result of a combination of 9mm and iron.
"You'd better bring your nine iron, just in case"
Nine Iron by Jimminny June 17, 2008

Nine iron 

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron
That nineiron over there is almost hot.
Nine iron by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

nine iron 

a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure
Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.
nine iron by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Nine Iron Rescue 

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Nine Iron Rescue by Nickola100 February 25, 2010

fa shire my nine iron

Another version of fo' shizzle my nizzle
predominately used by white kids.
For sure dumb ass!
1st dude:Dude, did you do last night's homework?
2nd Dude:Fa shire my nine iron!
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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