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A cross between a nigger and a dildo
Guy 1 : "That guy is such a nigger dildo."

Guy 2 : "You mean nildo"
by McLovin23 April 22, 2009
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1;really stupid person with no weiner

2;from dildo, where "nil" mean "no or none" and "do" means "weiner" therefore nildo means "no-weiner"
examples:

person 1: hi nildo...

person 2 (ie. nildo): hi... wait dont call me that ive got a weiner.

person 1: sure you do...
by DRWD May 04, 2006
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A clown’s penis.
Hey Clyde, look at the size of that clowns dick!

Clyde: “You mean his Nildo Jeff?”
by The Nildo bandit February 04, 2018
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short way of combining dildo most names staring with "N" and espescially Nathan, where "dil" means fake and "do" means "weiner" and the "N" is for the name.
Person 1: Hey Nildo (ie. Nathan ect.)
Person 2: (ie. Nathan ect.) I TOLD U TO STOP CALLING ME THAT.
Person 1: (Screams, Blood Splatters On The Wall)

WARNING: Calling "People You Know To Be Killers" Names Is Not A Good Idea
by DRWD May 15, 2006
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A nildo is a dildo that comes with balls, but without the penis.
I went out and bought a nildo at the sex toy shop.
by Luizg July 31, 2006
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