Nildo

A cross between a nigger and a dildo

Guy 1 : "That guy is such a nigger dildo."

Guy 2 : "You mean nildo"

by McLovin23 April 22, 2009

Nildo

A dildo which provides zero enjoyment.

I need to get a man - this nildo aint worth shit.

by benebrius April 13, 2010

Nildo

A dildo with a nail in the top of it and it has wings

I love to use my nildo to fuck my catboy bf/gf/person

by D.a.d.d.y.S.u.n.a November 15, 2021

Nildo

A clown’s penis.

Hey Clyde, look at the size of that clowns dick!

Clyde: “You mean his Nildo Jeff?”

by The Nildo bandit February 4, 2018

nildo

1;really stupid person with no weiner

2;from dildo, where "nil" mean "no or none" and "do" means "weiner" therefore nildo means "no-weiner"

examples:

person 1: hi nildo...

person 2 (ie. nildo): hi... wait dont call me that ive got a weiner.

person 1: sure you do...

by DRWD May 5, 2006

nildo

short way of combining dildo most names staring with "N" and espescially Nathan, where "dil" means fake and "do" means "weiner" and the "N" is for the name.

Person 1: Hey Nildo (ie. Nathan ect.)
Person 2: (ie. Nathan ect.) I TOLD U TO STOP CALLING ME THAT.
Person 1: (Screams, Blood Splatters On The Wall)

WARNING: Calling "People You Know To Be Killers" Names Is Not A Good Idea

by DRWD May 15, 2006

nildo

A nildo is a dildo that comes with balls, but without the penis.

I went out and bought a nildo at the sex toy shop.

by Luizg August 1, 2006