Nicolitis

The stuttering of your words in an unintelligible way. Also known as the aspect in which you cannot talk, and also become slightly dyslexic, writing words like "froll", and "muhnamuhna". This is the advanced stage of Ashtonitus.

uhhmm...well, yesterday i was doing something...then, we made a song.. tribute it to...damn Nicolitis.

by Ashtonitis May 7, 2007

Nicholisism

A self proclaimed religion based on solid humor and great tits.

You should come to my new church, it's Nicholisism, the preacher is so funny...and stacked!

by Tits*McGee December 5, 2016

nicolitised

a. When one falls upon into state of trance and fascination to the beauty of a princess N.

b. To be completely immersed in one's thoughts and feelings for the constant image and desire for princess of N.

Rest of the world well become Nicolitised once they get to see a glimpse of her eyes.

Wow! I have only met the princess once and I have already caught 'nicolitis'.

by WonderWorldWords December 29, 2013

Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

by udu_ May 23, 2009

nipplitis

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

nicolexisxpale

the best, prettiest tiktoker to ever tik the tok

nicolexisxpale is so amazing that she can juggle six cans of beans at the same time 😱

by mellow lellow August 22, 2021

nicoliess

the best people you will ever meet. Nicoliess are made up of two of the bestest nicoles. they do the funniest shit ever and are always hanging outt. they are like sisters. if you fuck with one, your fucking with both, and that means your fucking with the best. hahaha. they are just the best, and have tons of friends and boyfriendss. they make fun of people and laugh. they are also vegetarians. ! they are the bestest ever. even tho sometimes they can be atholess.(:
they are nicknamed vaca and porco. "im on a boat and it goin fast and i got my swin trunks and my flippy floppies."
they also love cierra and bennito with their whole hearts.(:
hahahah
the bestest nicoles ever. bottom line__________(:

wow, nicole cowles and nicole prigge are the best nicoliess ever.

by nuggy(: April 16, 2009