Nick Evans

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The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

Nick Evans by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012

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Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

Nick Evans by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

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Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class

Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.

Nick Evans by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

nickemans

Someone who is obsessed with cheese. Comes from holland. And like windmills. Lives in one too. Has clogs & dances to dutchbeats. Je bent de beste. :P

Look it's a nickemans!

nickemans by ikhoudvanjou September 12, 2006

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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