Nick Evans

The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

Nick Evans by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012

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Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class

Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.

Nick Evans by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

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Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

Nick Evans by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

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nickemans

Someone who is obsessed with cheese. Comes from holland. And like windmills. Lives in one too. Has clogs & dances to dutchbeats. Je bent de beste. :P

Look it's a nickemans!

nickemans by ikhoudvanjou September 12, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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