Nicholas Sparks

an adjective used to describe a sappy, predictable movie.

Person 1: "How was the movie last night?"

Person 2: "It was your typical Nicholas Sparks storyline."

Nicholas Sparks by saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar April 10, 2010

Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

Nicholas Sparks by The Dude Who's Rude and Crude June 10, 2009

Nicholas Sparks

The author of The Notebook(October, 1996), Message In A Bottle(April, 1998), A Walk To Remember(October 1999), The Rescue(September 2000), A Bend In The Road(September 2001), Nights In Rodanthe(September 2002), The Guardian(April 2003), The Wedding(September 2003), Three Weeks With My Brother(April 2004), True Believer(April 2005), At First Sight(October 2005), Dear John(October 2006), and The Choice(September 2007)

I just finished reading a Nicholas Sparks book and cried my heart out

Nicholas Sparks by jennbear1852 August 23, 2007

The Nicholas Sparks Affect 

When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.

Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.

The Nicholas Sparks Affect by meganrawr22 December 23, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019