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Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."
Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

Nicholas Sparks

The author of The Notebook(October, 1996), Message In A Bottle(April, 1998), A Walk To Remember(October 1999), The Rescue(September 2000), A Bend In The Road(September 2001), Nights In Rodanthe(September 2002), The Guardian(April 2003), The Wedding(September 2003), Three Weeks With My Brother(April 2004), True Believer(April 2005), At First Sight(October 2005), Dear John(October 2006), and The Choice(September 2007)
I just finished reading a Nicholas Sparks book and cried my heart out
Nicholas Sparks by jennbear1852 August 23, 2007

The Nicholas Sparks Affect 

When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.
Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026