Nice Guys

Nice Guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice to girls and if they have boyfriends they say that they should probably break up when they are obviusly say No and get regected they say that they are bitches and that girls don't want nice guys

Nice guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch

by Gay nigger from outher space December 28, 2018

Nice Guys

So called "nice guys" have major entitlement issues and more often than not are socially incompetent, unattractive and/or fat, clingy and manipulative young males (teens/early 20s) who forever cry and whine about how girls* won't give them a chance and often "friendzone" them because they prefer to date more confident and attractive men instead. They portray themselves and their plight as genuine and woe-is-me, but more often then not they are manipulative and passive-aggressive. The "nice" part of "nice guy" is a misnomer as they are not actually nice, they are putting on an act to get laid.

To all "nice guys" - get over it. Why should an attractive extroverted female date an unattractive introverted so-called "nice guy" just because he happens to have a penis? You're not compatible with eachother! What's wrong with other nerd girls?

*9/10 times "nice guys" target only attractive, incompatible women, part of the reason why their plight is laughable and not to be taken seriously.

Nice guy: Wahhh. Jenna won't be my girlfriend or have sex with me because she's a shallow whore who only likes jerk assholes with washboard abs. She doesn't appreciate nice guys like me! I'm ENTITLED to a hot girl because I'm nice and have a penis, damn it.

Girl: Umm, ever thought of trying to date someone in your own fucking league for a change?

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Any attractive girl with a decent dose of self-esteem will avoid passive aggressive "nice guys" and won't date down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with dating physically attractive men who are confident, they don't have baggage issues and you don't have to hold yourself back from vomiting when you're having sex with them either!

by AFemalePerspective December 11, 2012

nice guys

A guy who would do anything for his love to make them feel appreciated, would go out of their way and accomodate anything they have to do, and love them for who they are and never jeopardize a relationship, yet we still finish last. many girls date assholes and constantly bitch about how there arent any nice guys around anymore, but in reality, we're easier to find than you think, but you still continue to date assholes even if a nice guy is right in front of you. also if your extremely shallow it will be difficult.

Most girls now a days are shallow and continue to date assholes even though nice guys do exist, alot who are even good looking as well, its not as hard to come across as you think.

by mpctv January 1, 2008

nice guys

1. They finish last.

2. Permanent residents of the friend zone.

Yup, Howard's going the way of the nice guys. He'll never make it out of the friend zone.

by wish303 April 22, 2008

Nice Guys

Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to

But behind the scenes

You mean the world to Nice Guys

by 8-bit Broski February 8, 2013

nice guys finish in the shower

A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.

Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.

by fattycatty April 4, 2011

nice guys finish last

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.

Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..

Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!

Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.

by Dat kid u kno June 15, 2011