by Recededhairline September 17, 2023
by cancersebero July 15, 2021
Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics:
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
I don't like football players who neymar.
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
So, (to) neymar basically happens whenever a player tries to con the referee, and/or the other officials, into:
- either calling a foul / penalty kick / free kick / corner kick / goal kick in favor of their team;
- or having an opponent booked (yellow-carded) or sent off (red-carded).
- either calling a foul / penalty kick / free kick / corner kick / goal kick in favor of their team;
- or having an opponent booked (yellow-carded) or sent off (red-carded).
He neymared, and that earned a yellow card for Serbia’s Adem Ljajic.
Soccer players neymar to have an opponent booked or sent off.
Soccer players neymar to have an opponent booked or sent off.
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
by ARANDOMFOOTBALL(SOCCER)PLAYER July 10, 2022