Neylonium 

Neylonium is your typical dumbass who doesn't know shit about anything but pissing people off in various ways and forms

I honestly hate how Neylonium is always pissing others off.

Neylonium by Neylonium June 8, 2017

Negronium 

A miracle drug discovered in the winter of 2009, it is not able to be found in the blood stream and there is no possible drug test, it is found on the periodic table of elements; number 115

Yo man do you have the negronium today.

Negronium by mulattorican January 14, 2010