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nexon sucks 

Nexon is a company that produces shit. Nexon is the FBI's most wanted list. They have the real Usama bin Laden hiding there. Nexon is known for supporting al quidah. They send millions of hackers and suicide bombers and thieves to cause chaos.
Nexon produced 30 million shits yesterday by banning new nexon accounts. nexon sucks
nexon sucks by blabah November 16, 2013
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Nixon's Bane 

"The others in the group drank alcohol, but I indulged in Nixon's Bane."
Nixon's Bane by !ARCHIVIST! May 2, 2017

Nexon Customer Service 

Guy 1: So, I was hacked right? So I sent in a ticket to Nexon Customer Service.
Guy 2: What?

Nexon Customer Service 

Santa Clause.
Easter Bunny.
Good Customer Service from nexon.
A funny Family Circus cartoon.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards.

What do these things have in common?

None of them are real. They're all imaginary.

I will explain Nexon's approach to customer service in one sentence and then some more sentences after:
"We have your money, fuck you, we have your money."

Example:

You forgot your password.
You click the link "recover PW" under log in.
You are NOT sent your password. You have your real password reset. You are then sent a temporary password to log in with.

Your only option to check your account info is a reset password option. There is no info on your account for you to review. NOTHING.

When you attempt to change your password to a new one, you'll find that your temporary PW doesn't count toward changing it.

Thus, they've completely blocked you from ever logging back in on that account, as even if you remember your old PW somehow, it's now been reset to a random string of letters and numbers.

So basically, you need to remember your PW to recover your forgotten PW.

To use their customer service to open a ticket, you'll need to log in.

The ticket must consist of your two security questions, the second of which, ISN'T TOLD TO YOU.

Not only that but Nexon has been known to change your security questions without notice!
So if you forgot that question, you can open a separate ticket to recover THAT!

Oh yeah, you can only have one ticket open at a time. It may also takes literally months to get a response.
If you somehow miss the notice of this fact, ALL of your tickets will be deleted.

If your email changes.
...You're fucked. Because they ONLY send your info to your original email. If it was closed for any reason. You're fucked.
Why bother helping you when they can just wait for you to make a new account and spend more money starting over?

If you are a friend of a GM you WILL be allowed to cheat and hack the game without punishment. This has been proven countless times.

One player actually sent a report about themselves hacking and was given a canned response thanking the player for the report. Proving Nexon isn't paying attention, nor do they give a rat's ass.

Nexon is now infamous for having THE worst customer service of all time. Maple Story is the third highest grossing MMORPG (making 100-500 million dollars annually) in the world and despite this, their security, forum/website, staff and policies are not only unprofessional, they are underhanded, deceitful, spiteful and shamelessly evil.
Like military intelligence, "acting naturally", jumbo shrimp and Microsoft Works -Nexon Customer Service is an oxymoron.

Stupid Nexon

A phrase commonly used to describe nexon's stupidity.

It is an every day use to help keep people alerted on how much Nexon America has failed with game updates/fixes, no matter how obvious they make mistakes or even if they failed on fixing/making the simplest of things.

It's just another regular day at Nexon games.
1)My shop is gone, Stupid Nexon.
2)OMFG ther is haxors still! stupid nexon..-.-
3)The update takes forever, Stupid Nexon.
4)im laggin hard! stupid nexon!!!!!!!!!!!11!
5)I lost all my items, Stupid Nexon! >:(
6)Stupid Nexon! D:
Stupid Nexon by EmCrts July 14, 2011

Neon slap 

The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.
"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."
Neon slap by MITB September 13, 2006

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist 

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.
Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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