Newtown Square, Pennsylvania 

A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.

Stop by, well love you or hate you!

Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania

Pete: Fuck off

Newtown Square, Pennsylvania by Flaym March 26, 2020