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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man
by kathred May 27, 2025
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