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New York Jew Job 

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."

new york jewish 

The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.

Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.

Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.

girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.

These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.
Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008