Never Pass the Poop

1) A rule in which the nearest person must change a diaper at the time a keester cake is made.

Person A: "Wow, I think your baby just bust a sh*t. Can you change the diaper?"

Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"

by FANofUD August 17, 2010