Uhm actually the neurodevelopmental progress in your right lung has been decreasing, therefore your health is declining at the rate of a male homo sapien inhaling 10 cigarettes a span of every 24 hours.
Someone who has completely fried their dopamine receptors through excessive internet use, memes, and highly specific hyperfixations. Often found organizing their entire life through intricate spreadsheets or Notion templates while simultaneously forgetting to eat breakfast and lunch.
"I spent six hours last night organizing my anime figures by hair color and writing a 20-page analysis of background characters' clothing choices. Total neurodegenerate behavior."
"Yeah I have 47 browser tabs open about Victorian doorknobs right now, my neurodegenerate brain won't let me close them until I've memorized everything."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.