NetCapped

Unable to do certain things on the internet due to slow or bad internet

Person 1: Can we stream the match at your house?
Person 2: sadly not I'm NetCapped :(

Person 1: Can we play online games at your house?
Person 2: Yes, but you gonna have high ping cause I'm NetCapped

NetCapped by xGiGsh May 21, 2021

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netscaped

1.to be utterly wiped from existance. coined from micro$ofts wipeout of Netscape communicator with Internet Explorer.
2. owned.

oh shit, you just got netscaped!

netscaped by Mr. Brian March 26, 2004

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netscaped

To make very frequent spelling errors, then correct them with more spelling errors.

<Netscape>lol, waht are you tlaking about?
<Netscape> *what
<Netscape> **talkling
<Si> *talking
<Si> you just pulled a netscape
*Netscape netscaped
<Si> loser :p

netscaped by Silent Contempt May 30, 2006

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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