The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.

Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.

necrobortion by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

Necrozoophilia

The sexual paraphilia that's caracterized by intercourse between a human and a dead animal.

I'm the coolest kid around, my necrozoophilia allows me to fuck dead animals like there's no tomorrow. Just now I'm in the mood to kill a mocking bird and fuck it in its mocking, lifeless throat.

Necrozoophilia by hecajoda April 21, 2010

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Necrobobsled

This is a very very very very scary bobsleigh created by an ultra mighty necrospells of the Necrowizard. It's riding down the dark and frosbitten necromountains of the Evil Norway with Trve dark Necrolytes aboard, we call them Necrobobsledder.

Here comes the satanic necrobobsled of the Necrowizard!

Necrobobsled by Archon Cataclyss December 27, 2004

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Necrobobsled

The amazing art of sliding down a large, snowy mountain with a dead body as your sled. Not to be confused with riding a live person down the slopes.

During last year's blizzard, my friends and I went necrobobsledding.

Necrobobsled by Chrissybear225 July 21, 2006

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