n. An embarrassing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white,
pink, and
brown. Often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice
cream flavors, hence the name.
Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day
Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village
Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha
hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew
sister company of video sharing site
YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder
Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish
Guy"
See also: Neapolitics
Drewsh: Look at the kid! He's got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. That'
s a Neapoli-
Tan!
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2:
Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
