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Naturalist Fanaticism

An obsessive, uncritical devotion to naturalism, where the fanatic attacks any hint of non‑naturalist thinking with disproportionate fervor. Naturalist fanatics cannot tolerate discussion of consciousness, meaning, or ethics that does not reduce to physical processes, and they often dogpile on anyone who suggests that naturalism might have limits. Their zeal for naturalism makes them unable to engage with philosophy of mind, religious studies, or even some areas of physics that challenge naive materialism.
Example: “When a philosopher mentioned panpsychism, he immediately called it ‘woo’ and refused to discuss it—naturalist fanaticism, treating a serious position as unworthy of examination.”

Naturalist Fundamentalism

A rigid, literalist adherence to a specific version of naturalism (often reductive physicalism) as if it were an infallible doctrine, rejecting any evidence or argument that might challenge it. The naturalist fundamentalist treats the non‑existence of the supernatural as a proven fact, not a methodological assumption, and they dismiss alternative ontologies without consideration. They often rely on a small set of “sacred” texts (e.g., Dawkins, Dennett) and treat critics as heretics.

Example: “He claimed that consciousness was ‘just neurons’ and refused to read any philosopher who disagreed—naturalist fundamentalism, treating a metaphysical stance as a settled empirical finding.”
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Naturalist Fanaticism

A rigid commitment to metaphysical naturalism—the view that nature is all there is, with no supernatural or non‑natural entities—applied not as a methodological principle but as a dogmatic worldview. The naturalist fanatic rejects any claim that does not fit within naturalist ontology, including religious experiences, psychic phenomena, or even philosophical realism about abstract objects, and treats naturalism as proven fact rather than a working assumption. This stance often leads to dismissing large swaths of human experience as “unscientific” and to conflating “natural” with “real.” Naturalist fanaticism is particularly aggressive in debates about consciousness, ethics, and meaning.
Example: “He insisted that near‑death experiences must be hallucinations because ‘only natural explanations are possible’—naturalist fanaticism, converting methodological naturalism into metaphysical dogma.”
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