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1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."

"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."
by Wart the Dick May 11, 2004
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natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beer
I’ve started pissing blood from drinking to many Natty ice's but it’s cool cause it’s another way to relate to bitches so they think I’m sensitive and shit.
by gingerbreadmn26 June 11, 2011
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what a skunk would taste like if it were a liquid
"god damn, this natty ice really tastes like piss, i should have stuck with keystone"
by bither January 27, 2008
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A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.
Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"

Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"

Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"
by gamete0 December 04, 2008
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A pint of absolute heaven. Will you get hammered in $3.00 or less. Consumption leads to things such as shotgunning, streaking, and having sex with Katie. A fantastic "Graveyard" beer. Not to be confused or intermingled with high clas beers such as Budweiser and Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor.
Natty Ice, its not just for breakfast anymore!!!
by J. Dough March 01, 2005
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The savior beer of all people who don't have $10 to spend for a six pack. Will run you about 12 a six pack and will fuck you up quick as shit. Has 5.9% alcohol per volume but tastes as good as budweiser. The prefered drink of high school and college students, and poor people alike.
Let's buy some Natty Ice. I can't afford Bud Heavy tonight, and we need to get fucked up.
by beer December 21, 2003
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