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NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY 

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together
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National Masturbation Day 

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

National Masturbation Day 

Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?

skyla- whats tomorrow?

jimmy- national masturbation day!

National Masturbation day 

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

National Masturbation Together Day 

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

National masterbation day of Noah 

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.
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