National Fuck day

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

by National holidays365 April 21, 2018

National Fuck day

It’s time to fuck

Today is national fuck day, so you wanna fuck

by young_papi October 20, 2019

National Fuck Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

by E-Dog1209 September 26, 2016

National Fuck Day

A day where all you do is fuck. Just enjoy.

Oh man, I am so psyched for national fuck day!

by YEAHHHH!22222222222222 February 21, 2011

National fuck day

National fuck day is on the 2nd of August, This is celebrated by couples around the world by well having sex.. t02/08/12 8 is for the woman's breasts and the 2 is for a penis. National fuck day is celebrated by europians

It's National Fuck day today, lets fuck!

by Heavily world August 02, 2016

National Fuck Day

8/6 (August Sex)

This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.

Remember:

"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"

This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.

My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"

by Jovanzi January 06, 2012

National fuck day

April 25

I wanna fuck you on national fuck day

by Felicitylynn April 12, 2018