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October 31 National creampie day

October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf
BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day 

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R 

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day 

A day when one nerdy friendzoned sad botw buddie complements the other.
hey there its NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day! Buddy you are so awesome.
"OOG thanks" says the other buddy

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.