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Nasty Namaste 

When a man has kama sutra based sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period and thoroughly covers the tip of his penis with her menstrual blood. After Climax he has her bow all the way down till her forehead makes contact with the tip of his penis leaving a blood and cum bindi. Both partners must then greet each other with Namaste
“Did you hear that Devin flew Himself and Jan too India just so he could give her a nasty namaste?”
Nasty Namaste by The_Paperfaced_Man December 27, 2019
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Nasty namaste

a person fluent in mindfulness and completely illiterate in actually living it
She writes poetry, meditates daily, and has everyone convinced she’s the most compassionate soul in the room — and then sat across from me in a waiting room after twenty years of friendship and looked straight through me like I was a stranger. Nasty Namaste in the flesh.
Nasty namaste by Sunshinedawn72 March 31, 2026
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